Hygienist

Recently I went to the dentist.
While the hygienist
   was examining
   and counting
   and poking
   and scraping
   and cleaning,
     she also gave me a haircut,
         since apparently that was part of the procedure.

She never asked
   how I wanted my hair.
And she cut bangs.
Short ones.

I never had a chance
   to tell her what I wanted –
     numbness
        and fingers
        and metal tools
          in my mouth
             so I couldn’t speak.

But she was skilled
   and crafty
   and evidently handsy
     to do all that
        at once.

I kind of
   admired her for that.

And then I woke up.